ABCNEWS - In a shocking new story a Washington Post investigation has revealed the presence of steroids in certain supplements easily acquired over the Internet. These steroids are undetectable by standard drug tests. Strangely any company producing a product labeled as a supplement is not required to list the contents of said product. Rumors that local drug dealers have repackaged heroin as "Fun Injection Supplement" cannot be confirmed.

It seems that unknown amounts of steroids in supplements can be bad for you as you could get too much steroid for your money. According to the article, steroids "...can weaken the immune system, induce rage or irritability, and increase the chances of a heart attack or stroke at a young age. They also can cause male-pattern baldness, cysts, acne, and oily hair and skin."

Apparently, any of these items is a small sacrifice for giant muscles. Rage and irritability is particularly attractive in people who can crush your skull with a random flex of their tricep muscle.

When asked for comment CGW employee and part-time bodybuilder Pectoral Whiplash had this to say, "Look, I know my baldness, small testicles, acne and oily skin can turn some women off, but they just don´t understand how to deal with this sort of MASSIVENESS!" At this point Pectoral began flexing and posing so we stepped away for a bit.