From the "Unlikely" department.
Britney Spears has checked herself into rehab after shaving her head and getting some impromptu tattoos. None of this is truly surprising. Her manager has asked "that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time," though, which we at CGW find totally laughable.
CNN.com - Following her divorce from super-hunk and Nobel laureate K-Fed, Brit´s had a rough ride. The superstar-turned-wind-tunnel-test-case has checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility for treatment of undisclosed addiction, possibly Chocoholism.
Spears, who was once seen as a sex symbol, has appeared "increasingly sloppy" in recent months according to CNN. It´s bad when you´re seen partying with Paris Hilton. It´s worse when you can´t be readily distinguished from Paris Hilton even in good light.
We at CGW wish Miss Spears good health and a rapid recovery. We´ve all seen your cooter.