Get out of my crib, get into my car...
A woman in Colorado has been arrested for using her baby as a down payment on a car. The infant was traded to a couple for cash plus a used Dodge Intrepid. I´ll let that sink in.
CNN - Three people have been arrested in Colorado following a deal to trade an infant for a used car plus cash.
CNN saw fit to highlight that all three individuals were Mexican nationals, so we´ll echo that here.
They are being held at Pueblo jail for $50,000 bond each, cash or able-bodied pre-teens accepted as bail.
The Dodge Intrepid was available throughout the 90´s and embodied all the cutting edge technology of American automotive engineering: four wheels, brakes, colored paint, an engine in the front somewhere, and some doors.